Easy April fool Jokes For Kids

How can you get a set of teeth put in for free?Smack a monster.

Which England player keeps up the fuel supply?Paul gas coin!

"Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!"


"I told my computer a joke… but it didn’t laugh. Must be a hard drive!"


"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!"


"I tried to tell my suitcase a joke… but it just couldn’t handle it!"


"What’s brown and sticky? A stick!"


"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… she gave me a hug!"


"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!"


"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!"

Easy April fool Jokes For Kids 

"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!"


"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!"


“I just got cast in a new reality TV show!”


“I accidentally dyed my hair green.”


“There’s a huge spider behind you!”


“My phone fell into the toilet… but it still works!”


“They just canceled weekends. It’s now a 7-day work week!”


“I saw your twin today… or was it you?”


“I just got a tattoo of my favorite emoji!”


“You’re famous! I just saw you on the news.”


“Your favorite restaurant is closing down!”


April fool day prank jokes 

Put a honk sign on someone’s car.


Replace their shampoo with honey.


Fill a friend’s backpack with balloons.


Place an “Out of Order” sign on the bathroom door.


Put tiny dots of toothpaste on their mirror.


Put a fake bug inside a lamp.


Add a tiny drop of blue food coloring to their hand soap.


Cover their bedroom floor with bubble wrap.


Switch out their deodorant with butter


Stick googly eyes on everything in the fridge.

April fool Jokes over text

"Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well!"


"I told my computer a joke… but it didn’t laugh. Must be a hard drive!"


"Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!"


"I tried to tell my suitcase a joke… but it just couldn’t handle it!"


"What’s brown and sticky? A stick!"


"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes… she gave me a hug!"


"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!"


"Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet!"


"What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved!"


"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts!"


Put a honk sign on someone’s car.


Replace their shampoo with honey.


Fill a friend’s backpack with balloons.


Place an “Out of Order” sign on the bathroom door.


Put tiny dots of toothpaste on their mirror.


Put a fake bug inside a lamp.


Add a tiny drop of blue food coloring to their hand soap.


Cover their bedroom floor with bubble wrap.


Switch out their deodorant with butter.

Stick googly eyes on everything in the fridge.


Tell your teacher, “We forgot to do the homework.”


Switch everyone’s backpacks in class.


Put a tiny piece of tape on a friend’s pen tip.


Announce a surprise pop quiz… then say, “April Fool’s!”


Pretend you lost your voice for the entire day.


Switch seats right before the teacher takes attendance.


Hand your teacher a blank paper and say, "Here’s my essay!"


Put a rubber snake in your friend’s locker.

Pretend to faint dramatically in class.


Cover the toilet seat with plastic wrap.


Put clear tape over the TV remote sensor.


Flip all the picture frames upside down.


Fill their shoes with dry rice or marbles.


Hide all the spoons in the house.


Replace their favorite snacks with a healthier version.


Fake a broken phone screen.


Tell your mom the WiFi is down for a month.


Fill a room with balloons while they sleep.


Replace the toothpaste with mayonnaise.


Text your friend: "We need to talk ASAP." Then don’t reply for an hour.


Change your birthday on social media to April 1st.


Post “Moving to another country! Bye everyone!”


Tell your sibling: “Mom knows what you did.” Then go silent.


Rename a group chat to something embarrassing.


Tell your friend their crush likes them… then say, “April Fool’s!”


Post: “My phone is broken, text me on my other number.” Then go silent.


Change your friend’s name in your contacts to “Boss” and text them “I quit.”


Tell your parents you adopted a pet snake.

Pretend you lost your voice and only text all day.


Replace Oreo filling with toothpaste.


Serve mashed potatoes as vanilla ice cream.


Put a raisin in a straw so it blocks their drink.


Freeze their cereal and milk overnight.


Serve brownies but only give them paper cut-out letter "E’s" (Brown-E's).


Put a few drops of food coloring inside their water bottle cap.


Offer jelly-filled donuts… filled with mustard!


Give them a juice box but poke a hole in the straw.


Swap their salt and sugar.


Make "grape soda" by mixing water with soy sauce.



Put tape under a coworker’s mouse sensor so it stops working.


Change a colleague’s email signature to say, "Professional Clown."


Replace their coffee with decaf and watch their reaction.


Set all their desktop icons to a screenshot so nothing works.


Flip their screen upside down using Ctrl + Alt + Down Arrow.


Announce a fake meeting and watch everyone show up confused.


Put a “Voice Control Activated” sign on the office printer.


Fill their desk drawers with packing peanuts.

Hide a Bluetooth speaker and randomly play spooky sounds.


Change their keyboard language to another language.