Really Corny Jokes

•           • Really Corny jokes • 

• What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.  

• Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

• What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

• Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
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• Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

• What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.

            Corny Jokes For Dad 

 • Why did the banana go to the doctor?      Because it wasn’t peeling well.

• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

• Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.

• What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.

• Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.

• What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.

• Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.

• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

• Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

• What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.

• Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

              Corny Jokes For work 

 • What do you call a dinosaur with an.      extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.

• What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.

• Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.

• What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.

• Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.

• What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

• Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one.

• What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.

• Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.

• What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.

• Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.

                Corny Jokes For her 

• Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.

• Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.

• What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.

• Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.

• What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.

• Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

• What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.

• Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.

• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

               Corny Jokes For Adults 

• Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

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  What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.

• Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.

• What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.

• Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.

• What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.

• Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.

• What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.

• Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.