Corny Jokes For Work
● Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything.
● Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
● Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
● What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta.
● Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired.
● What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese.
● Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
● What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
● Why don’t some couples go to the gym? Because some relationships don’t work out.
● What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
Corny Jokes For Her
● Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
● What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener.
● Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
● What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
● Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
● What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
● Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
● What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
● Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
● What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
● Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
● What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
● Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
● What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
● Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one.
● What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
● Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
● What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
Corny Jokes For Him
● What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
● Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
● What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
● Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
● What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
● Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
● What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
● Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
● What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
● Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
● What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
● Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
● What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
● Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
● What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
● Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
● What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
● Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one.
● What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
Dad Corny Jokes
● Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
● What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
● Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
● What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
● Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
● What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
● Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
● What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
● Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
● What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
● Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
● What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
● Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
● What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
● Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
● What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
● Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
● What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
● Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
● What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
Really Corny Jokes
● Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one.
● What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
● Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
● What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
● Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
● What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
● Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
● What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer.
● Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
● What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
● Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing.
● What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
● Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged.
● What do you call a factory that makes good products? A satisfactory.
● Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up.
● What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
● Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon? Because he was outstanding in his field.
● What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time.
● Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks.
Morning Corny Jokes
● What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
● Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it.
● What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
● Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of socks? In case he got a hole in one.
● What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.
● Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it wasn’t peeling well.
● What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato.
● Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus.
● What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick.
● Why did the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired.
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